Junksista - You're My Favorite Thing To Do

Now for those who think you can't get worse then Ext!ze, we have Junksista from Germany who do a very well executed attempt into topling our friends Ext!ze from their current position of being ...euuhmmm....bad. When i heard some of their tracks i had to check out this EP. A label seriously cant bring out music this bad to an audience! But just like with Ext!ze and Mordacious we are proven wrong again.

The music is some horrible produced form of electroclash. A bit like Vive La Fete at some moments, but done in an extremely dull way. The music is totally uninspired and produced without any fire or drive. Also horrible are the cliched lyrics only concentrated on sex and fucking. This band is not only bad, they are also going for the lowest common denominator, leaving everybody with at least some taste totally flabbergasted by this abomination.

Though the lady who does the vocal does not have a very terrible voice and can keep tune, she executes all lyrics like she is reading it from some piece of paper. No emotion at all. With lyrics this retarded i wouldn't exactly do my best, so at least i can understand that. Just check some songtitles: "Cunt Rocker", "Aim For The Hole", "Fuck 'n' Roll". Seriously!

Personally i am not suprised Alfa Matrix is the label who releases this garbage. Though they have some good acts, they are considered the worst of all the big labels in the dark scene. That's not going to chance when you put out shit like this. The only reason i can think off why they release this, is because it follows the opus moderandi of Alfa Matrix. Its a well known fact you only get signed to them if you have a nice looking female singer or member in your band.

This EP holds 5 shitty tracks. There are also 4 remixes on it of which the Psy,aviah remix of "Electronique" is not too shabby. But we already know they are one of the better acts on Alfa matrix. The other two remixes are not very interesting but better then the originals by miles. Junksista also remixes one of their own tracks, and yes, that one sucks as well.

Anyway, lots of people wonder why TEH SCENE is doing so bad. Well, when you put out complete and utter garbage like this, none of the cool kids are going to take you serious. Some labels really need to stop signing shit with porn lyrics and get some good talented stuff out. This EP needs to get flushed like real shit. Dec 07 2012